privileged and ungrateful

hi,
oh let me guess, is it another shampoo under your, tree? or maybe socks? 
i love all my friends and family and id like to thank santa for getting the newest iphones to the rich kids. i appreciate you care for them. none of them believes in you anyways so why do you even bother? oh wait you dont, fuck everyone no one loves you except me im a pacifist i love everyone except for that weird guy who keeps texting me, anyways marry fucking christmas 

why do i care? remember all bearded people in the sky r lizards, drive safe


~ugly foken moon~

december

hi
sooo i dont like christmas
but i like festive things
like december
and snow
and lights

just a little poem

Thank you and i like you.
by: ugly m-p

what do i do to get your attention?

i did some shit i dont dare to mention

i dont even try even tho i still fail

command me what to do to brighten up your day

maybe im a cloud on your perfect sky

maybe you just need me to fucking step aside

the blob of fat that my body is

covers your sun like the kidzbop kids

so cliché, desperate, sad, pathetic,

paranoid, stupid,  with fucked aesthetic

im sorry and lonely, rotten and lazy

a boring dandelion when you're the daisy

do you know i can still remember

what you did the last december?

You got me scared, tremblimg like a bitch

its a miracle i didnt need a single stich

im not mad nor disappointed in you

im just glad you didnt do what you said you'd do

--follow me on >instagram<--

~~Ugly Moon-Phase~~

in its right place

hi guys!
so i've been here a loooong time ago, havent i? hehe
sorry, i had a lot of history to learn and books to burn idk
*high school problems*
anywaaaaaay
i thought i could give u some pro tips how to learn
i dont guarantee it will work but i hope so

I. Do not write 5 pages of just text
bc when u want to review everything u will prob kill urself and it would take u 5 h

II. Try doing a mind-maps
title of note write in the middle of the page, and all the important things match with the title
draw on it
make it easy to remember and even watch

III. If u have a lots of learning u should learn like for a hour and then take a break
just go for a small walk, breaathe oxygen, let ur brain relax
(not like me *6h of history, no breaks, literally dying after)

IV. Review.
10 mints after learning
24 hours after learning
bc it makes ur brain remember things better
AMERICAN SCIENTCIST (XD MY ENGLISH) SAYS THAT AFTER SOME TIME WITHOUT REVIEW U REMEMBER ONLY 40% OF THINGS U LEARNED
so u know

V. if u dont have a motivation to learn just say that if u read a one chapter of ur material, u can take a one chip
(it doesnt work, tried with Martyna [HI MARTYNA] and after notreading even one line i ate all the chips sooo fml)

or just fuck the school and get drunk 
HAVE A NICE DAY/EVENING/NIGHT/WHATEVER GUYS

eight

Hi, merry christmas!

I have nothing to say,

   but I have a lot to feel.

Genuinely Im cold. Not only the breeze on my pale skin is freezing but also the rush of emptiness gaping from the depth of my heart. 

 Ive been thinking about why Im always so tired, especially around people?  And i came to the conclusion that I dont feel emotions on my own. 

Let me explain:

I mean i dont feel a lot automatically. Kind of like my feelings need to be turned on manually, which requiers energy to do. For me it seems to be more of a decision, to react or not. 

 What im trying to say is that I do indeed feel, but the reaction or sometimes even the awareness of the emotion is not there. 

Im making absolutely no sense and idk how to get it all together. im sorry.

Im not really sure why Im writing all this here. Perhaps I just want sympathy.

--who else did u expect--

~~Ugly Moon-phase~~

HOW TO BE POPULAR ON INSTAGRAM

Hell o. So  i've been having existential crisis for the last decade and i didnt post and i apologize to all 0 of you, dear readers.. 

ive been looking at cute n fluffy phanart a lot lately and my brain is now melted like a block of cheese so thats sad i guess 

damn im boring, i should have actually told u how to be the shit on instagram not just trick u to get senpai noticed. why am i sO TRASH

ugh sorry, im gonna gtfo of the internet byeee ~

--sorry--
~Ugly Attention-whore~

_is the natural number following 33 and preceding 35.

HIELLO! 
how to be a hipster in listening music these days?
well its pretty hard, bc a lot of ppl have a spotify, so they can explore new tracks, artists and so on
so i think u should do the same
its not that hipster now but wait
when ur searching for some playlists, dont type :
"hipster playlist"
BC EVRONE DOES THAT
when u know some artist u should check " similar bands/singers "
and do not stop
explore new genres
(i dont like this word "genres" i love listening to music, not to specific genres ugh)
and i think a lot of today's bands are makin music which u cant put in one "genre box"
if u want 2be a music hipster, u should also listen to old songs
and new songs
but these good
no this pop shit
..
..but hey thats ur own music style and u do what u want
with ur record colletion
and pls read our blog  and we will LOVE YOU FOREVER <3
[DAN]

Matt 'lolzor' 

believe in resurrection

hey yo bitcheeessss
I'm sorry btw.
So I'm back, nobody missed, cool

I haven't posted cuz my life is boring af and my brain is useless
I spent half of summer break alone at home, how about you? I also bought a swimsuit,which is quite  big deal to me. I refused to go swimming for two years now because of my fucking body dismorphia disorder. I hate PE too. So I'm very nervous about exposing my flesh at tha beach. ok very sad.

Also two little kittens joined my family!! One is called Luna but other one has no name yet.

Do you believe in paranormal? (Paranormal doesn't mean god!!!)
Have you ever experienced something that you can't rationality explain? I'd love to hear any story.
Ok I'm creepy I'm gonna go


--i sound like I'm 5 lol--
~Ugly Moon-phase~

last day or smth

hi ppl
so we thought that it'd be gr8 to reccomend u some musics.
lolzor
i'll be first

1 the 1975 - somebody else
2 foals - mountains at my gates
3 hasley - haunting
4 the xx - islands
5 troye sivan - dkla
6 twenty one pilots - house of gold
7 låpsley - cliff
8 the 1975 - chocolate
9 lany - walk away
10 banners - ghosts

and hi again
im writing this part on 31 July
everything up is from... 10th May?
lolzor, i kinda forgot
nevemind
bye

weare 30***

hi

dont watch Serbian film

just dont 

29 I guesssss

  You sit alone in your room and cry that you want to go home

  Then you laugh because you realize what you said
   and then cry even more cuz you feel that even tho it doesn't make sense it's true

when it comes to mental-ness logic ain't involved
which leads to a conclusion that humans are the least sense making creatures. We're just fucking stupid that's what I'm trying to say.
But y'all probably knew it already

I wish we all knew how much of idiots we are, and not make a big deal out of it


I'm sorry idk what I'm saying I'm tired


--yeah, whatever--
~Ugly Moon-phase ~

i lost counting

hey! lol its 2nd post on this day
wow such blogging

its not that important to be happy in life.
when ur point in life is happiness and it never comes then u r f@#$%d up.
i think i dont have a point in my life.
"so why do u still live?" - u may ask
...idk i just try not to overthink (failing here) and not die.

YES IM TEENAGE GURL FROM TUMBLR
and my name is hipsterbitch12369

////\\\\\/////\\\\

okay now im going to make myself a tea and go back to my suicidal/artistic thoughts
see ya l8er

im hella obsessed with this blog

hi
so yes im hipster and fuck u all the h8ers
i love u

i know noone even reads this blog except of me&ugly moon-phase (HELLO HELLO U M-P!!!)
but idfc

do yo know this gr8 song u sing in pl on english lesson

HELLO HELLO
HOW R U TDAY?
IM FINE! IM FINE!
ITS ENGLISH!
HOORAY!

yh cause its so fun to die above ur textbook in school
anyway english is okay

my fav tea is green tea but also black 

and i like some music but also i like quiet

i'm fine xd

good evening/night/morning/noon/afternoon/death (choose one or more)

2 mickeys - no more of this mainstream blog

Hello, my internet children!!!!

So I know you all love our fab blog and for some of you this information might be a bit upsetting, but me and Mat just want to share our passion and what we love with the world. Or you will probably just learn something now (not).

So from now on our blog is going to be focused around fashion, coffee from Starbucks, indie pop, sunglasses, old shoes, photography and beauty blogs. Accept it.

Since coming out is popular now, I want to do so but it's way too mainstream for me so I'm going to come out, but as a hipster... Yes, I know it's hard at first but you'll get used to it (thatswhathesaid). 



I'm a hipster. I even took an online quiz to prove it.
Mat is a hipster as well so we are just gonna move on and go drink some coffee on a street corner or something. 

Byee!!!1!

--starring--

Ugly Moon-phase as hipster guru

matkorcek as Mat

Dan Howell as internet children

26-1

im fine im okay
lolzor im not good in living.
how are you?
i hope u r fine...

so who the hell needs exams like what the fuck...
im in 3rd grade of secondary school and we had 3 bloody days of history, polish, math, science and english
im tired of this week, seriously
but i think i'll have a nice results (i hope i hope).

and i upload some new music on my soundcloud (ik it sucks but its my only art i make)
its called 'or not' and its just 3-tracked EP
(title was made when i had a chat with ugly moon lol)
here is a LINK 

okay lets just stop with these fancy colours xd
xD
OKAY IM DONE
_BYE

6*4

Hi
im quite late, ik (1-2 mnths god)
okay so here are my music recommendations 

1) 1975 - 'I like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unware of it'
I know, the title of this album is hillarious.
I fell in love with "The Sound". Just song of the week.

2) Lapsley - 'Long Way Home'
Its one of this albums where i have my few favs. 
'Falling short' 
'Cliff'
'Hurt me'
+ long walk = best evening ever

3) HAIM - 'Days are gone'
I'd like to talk here about 'Falling'.
I didnt know its from Paper Towns til i went to YT music video.
Seriously.
This song has just very catchy rhythm and its so great and cool that i literally want to dance (jk)

And other songs i like (its just basicly my Spotify playlist lolzor):

The 1975 - Chocolate
Fall Out Boy - Uma Thurman
System of a Down - Chop Suey! (classic)
BANNERS - Gold Dust
Hoobastank - The Reason
SOAK - B a noBody
Flor - Back Again
Fugees - Killing Me Softly (#96)
Green Day - Holiday/Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Coldplay - Advanture Of A Lifetime

i have to say that i got more tv channels and now i have MTV Rocks so my life is beautiful and wonderful and my blues went away.
im joking, fuck my life :D.
BYE

WOW OMFG 23 I CANT ASDFGHJKL !!!!!!!!!!

The story of a little girl and her daddy ~

(genre: comedy)

There was a girl and she had a daddy.
   -"I love you" - daddy said and punched her in the stomach as hard as he could.
   -"You have a huge talent to paint" - he said and burned down all of her paintings.
   -"You look beautiful" - he claimed and teared off her clothes along with her skin.
   -"I would do anything for you" - daddy said and watched the wolves eat out her flesh.
   -"I want you to be happy" - he said and buried her with mommy next to her bed.

She was left with her cold mommy, she was left torned apart by the wolves, she was left naked and skinned, she was left with her mind burned away, she was left bathing in a puddle of her vomit.
Her life was a contradiction. Her brain was too confused to keep processing. Her body was too violated and destroyed to live.
Her daddy knew, so with laughter on his lips, he took a rope and tied a knot around her neck, pushed her off the roof and kept forever in his house, as his little, perfect treasure.
   The end.

~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

I don't know about u!!! but I'm feeling /~

So just to be clear: I am stupid.

But hey, hello, hi, how are you?
I'm pretty good, thank you. 

~ohimalsolying~

Reality is collapsing and I'm scared. But also glad and very happy ~

I like to express myself with my appearance, my art, and things I say. People don't like it, they don't accept me. My dad says I'm demonic. Why can't he just be proud? It's not like he's any better. U may think it's sad but it's really not: 

~ Those who matter don't judge,
   Those who judge don't matter. ~

The clock is ticking your time away and the planets keep spinning, why do we sit in darkness waiting for someone to pick our trash up? 

 ~ / crying is a pointless dehydration
and screaming is a waste of voice,
running steals food from the poor,
but sitting purposelessly doubles all the harm. / ~


//sincerely://
~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

calm down.

hi!
so today i want to give you all some things about how to calm down..
yeeah, im not the best person to talking about calming somebody, beacuse im usually stressed or depressed, whatever.
here we gooo!

1. MUSIC
i think its obvious..
it's kind of personal thing cause someone feels good when he listen to classical music and the other one feels better when he listen to dubstep...
okay, i dont judge people by music they're listening but i can recommend some genres

• indie pop
• classical 
• japanese piano songs... (just perfect)  playlist i recommend
• London Grammar
• Coldplay
• Adele
• Radiohead

and other good music

here u have my spotify playlist, follow me if u want HERE

2.  close your eyes.

make the world dont exist for a minute

this will make u take a control of ur emotions

3. go outside

fresh air can be very relaxing in some bad situations..

it can be difficult in school so then u should sit as nearest the window as you can

after that you should go on a very long walk (with music of course) 

4. if you have a pet u should play with it

its very charming and you will feel better in a second

its one of the fastest ways to calm down

5. talk with someone

a friend, classmate, someone form ur family, teacher

somebody you belive

or write it

try writing a dairy

maybe it will give you a look at your problems and you will fine a way to solve them..

i think thats it

have a nice day!

Random stuff we all find ourselves thinking~

Lol, it's not like I know how to think at all.

~Ugly Moon-phase

(sorry..)

+10 to Planets of the Solar System.

Erm.. hell o.
So.. I wanted to share with u, people of the Internet, some of my obsessions, habits, addictions, that kinda fun stuff. Why? I don't know.

 •So first of all.. oat flakes. ~ Idk what it is and why, but I can't stop eating them. I literally eat like at least 2 cups of these everyday. I dunno how am I not dead from oat overdose.
 • Drawing ~ I could wait for smth forever only if I had smth to draw with. Like after 5 sec's of not doing anything I'll automatically start to draw.
 • Thinking ~ 95% of my thoughts is useless crap like 'how to balance a CD player on a pile of books resting against the wall', but the weirder (I think) is the fact that even tho English isn't my home language 99% of my thoughts are in English. I mean I don't even live in an English-speaking country. lolzor
 • I drink a lot of tea.
 • I watch way more youtube, than I should. Waaaay too much..
 • I also crack my bones all the time and it freaks everyone out.

 ~ So yeah, I guess that's it. I hope u enjoyed that totally useless and pointless amount of information about me. 

'Till the next time,
and

-- Have a freaky night --
 ~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

My weekly Top 10

Hi guys!
So today i want to share with u my favourite songs which i listened to this week.

I - Radiohead - Codex

II - The xx - Heart Skipped A Beat

III - Troye Sivan - THE QUIET

IV - London Grammar - Stay Awake

V - Disclosure ft. Lorde - Magnets

VI - London Grammar - Hey Now - Tensnake Remix

VII - Totally Enormous Extcint Dinosaurs - Graden - Calibre Remix

VIII - Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out

IX - The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather

X - Muse - Dead Inside

Seventeenth shit.

~ Rules to live by. ~

(it's super cereal)

I. Don't judge people.

~if u don't want to be judged

II. Don't tickle anyone.

~just.. just don't, no one actually likes it. They laugh bc they are scared.

III. Listen to your music with headphones. 

~srs. ur music is not as cool as u think it is.

IV. Be fucking nice.

~ doesn't take much, +can make others and your life easier.

V. Try to help everyone who asks you. 

~but make sure its not gonna harm anyone in any way, bc:

VI. Treat others like you want to be treated.

~simple, could make this world a better fucking place.

VII. Joke and laugh at other people's jokes.

~just don't make fun of anyone and everything will be fine. Y'know, it could hit u back someday.

VIII. Say nice things and appreciate others doing so.

~u will get a lot of friends, and they are quite useful tbh.

IX. Don't bother with school too much.

~at the end of the day no one will care whether u finished it with A's or D's. 

X. Be who the fuck u want to be as long as it doesn't harm anybody.

~..yep, pretty much.

XI. Go vegetarian. (or vegan)

~killing ain't cool. Animals have feelings too. Imagine  someone murdering and consuming ur dog (or cat, hamster, guinea pig, rat, rabbit, fox, moose, etc.) not cool, right.

--its all actually true and it makes everything better--
~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

Making music.

Hellooo
Today im going to tell you about my 'art'.
As you can see, i make music.
Since 2-3 years..
But my music is just clasical piece of shit...
So i made up my Soundcloud..
Wow.
If u want to hear some boring guitar pieces then go there!
#spon
I probably started making music cause of music school...
My guitar teacher is actually a quite famous composer (well, quite famous in my city xD) so he also said that i should try write something...
Maybe one day i will tell u how i compose.
It's very not interesting but...
ITS MY BLOG SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
sorreh

Another year.

Um,  hey.
So.. how are you people? ..thats cool

Idk what to write about tbh.. I have no energy or idea, so I'm sorry in advance.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is it just me or do you also feel too old for your body? Like your mind is hundred years older than you? Because that's how I feel. Maybe it's weird, I dunno.. I don't really care. I feel like I'm on my deathbed even tho I barely crawled out of my mom's placenta. I wish I could just skip through life, and die already. 
 Speaking of death; I wish I could design my funeral. I'd like to decide what I'd be wearing, what flowers would there be, what pose I'd be in, what colour and design of my coffin would be, what make up I'd be wearing... everything. That would be kind of cool. 
Maybe I'll talk about it another time in more details. 

But yeah, as I said earlier I literally feel like I'm at least 50 years old. Maybe I am, who knows, right? Maybe my soul got tired from living my previous lives. Did I even have previous lives? Maybe. I need to be open minded about it, because anything could have happened. It's a strange world we live in..


This is such a train wreck, but I really have nothing else. So I'm very sorry to all of you.

--I don't even know..--
~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

Fjorten. How NOT to make a selfie.

Heeeey!
Today im gonna show u some pictures of me... which went kind of wrong...
anyway this pictures are the best examples of how not do make a selfie...
just look..

 oh my god.... what was i thinking...
it looks soooo weird and funny XD
if u want to know, i was then in kebab shop...
riiiight

 second thing - dont make a squint... just dont

 RLY DONT DO THAT

and here is an example of this 'i dont know that i have a camera open' ...
blooody hell
dont judge me for this
im just really awkward
and im actual specialist from makin a very embarassing photos... as u can see XD
;_;
have a nice day...
AND HAPPPY BIRTHDAY TO UGLY-MOON !!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Unlucky number.

Hey, Uglymoon here! ...that was kinda lame, sorry.

So.. I think it's okay to say I'm an incredibly awkward person. I have a strange, slightly dark sense of humor, fashion, way of thinking, acting and all that stuff humans do. I never seem to be ..."normal". So I figured that is probably(100%sure trus cience nstuff) the reason I have no friends! (except for Mat ofc, we're equally weird)
   ~So... Uglymoon, why are you telling us this incredibly interesting stuff?~ Well! Since I'm so great at making friends, I'm gonna share my knowledge. So ladies and gentlemen, I present you:
 A tutorial on How To Make Friends Equally Twisted As You by Ugly Moon-phase herself/itself/thing/whatever..
(this is actually a true story about how me and Mat met, so lol enjoy I guess..)
  ~ First step, very important, is to lose your sanity(or pretend so if u want to idk don't rly recommend so)
  ~ Second thing is to get yourself sent to some kinda mental hospital. Another important thing is to make sure you stay in only one position (witch is a sitting fetus position obv) for at least a week.
  ~ Third thing is to get someone's attention (basically just make them feel sorry for you), throw some awful jokes and get their number or find them on Facebook. Also get to know where they live.
  ~ Now, the fourth step is getting out of the hospital and visiting them. It's important that you visit them, not the opposite, trust me.
  ~ While you are hanging out together, ask about their other friends. They probably won't have much because otherwise why would they try to find one in the mental hospital, or why would they be there in a first place? So if they actually don't have any other friends than you - congrats! you failed, and gotta do all this again. Good luck! But if the individual do have friends make them let you meet them.
  ~ Be scared a lot.
  ~ So now, you find yourself in an awkward situation, where there is just you, your captured person and the future friend, and none of you know what to do. But don't worry, I've got your back! Its not hard tbh, you just gotta ask about books they read, movies they watch, throw some 'that's what she said' jokes, have some alcohol together, then ice cream, watch crappy YouTube videos, talk about poop and other fun stuff..
  ~ After they go home, you got to get their number or stalk them on Facebook, and wait until they will show some interest in you. If it doesn't happen, just go ahead and text them.
  ~ Then text each other a lot. All day, everyday about all the stupid shit you both are into, like dictators, french art, youtube, books, more youtube, etc., etc.
  ~ *You can also complain about your life, its optional*

So here you go! You obtained a friend! yaaay
(u can also keep the captured person, from the mental institution)

~ I just want to tell you not to blame me if you lost 2 months of your life in a hospital, or you didn't get a friend or smth. Not my fault, k, I tried.

So yeah.. thanks for sacrificing your time to read all this.


~ So if I'll survive, then I'll see you tomorrow.. ~


--A friend has been given to you by: --
 ~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

Dozen.

Welcome, brothers and sisters.


I'm sure we all have these nights when no matter how much we try, we just can't seem to fall asleep. At least I do..
    So I thought I'd share with you some of the things that I do to help me fall asleep. There is not a lot and they not always work (obviously), but maybe they'll help you.

~ So first of all - a hot drink.
    Personally I don't do that, because I'm too lazy, but that's what my mom always says, so I thought I'd include it. She says milk works best.

~ Thing I do the most is drawing.
    I take a piece of paper, some pen and let my hand take control. But you need to do it in the darkness, best if you close your eyes. Surprisingly its quite tiring. Also cool things are created during the process!

~ Another thing to help you fall asleep is solving sudoku, crosswords, doing math homework, etc.. It tires your brain, burns calories, and helps you not only at sleeping but also in school!

~ One of the things I used to do is trying to replay my whole day, in my head. It's usually so boring and tiring that I fall asleep. But if one day doesn't work for you, try remembering the day before! Try to recall the most details as you can, including what you were wearing, what were you thinking and reasons why you did a certain thing. 

~ You can try watching something incredibly boring as well. Just think of something that you have no interest in, search for it in google and pick the longest one you can find.


If none of these things work for you, don't worry! Night can also be really exciting! But I'll talk about it in another post. 


~ Goodnight, sleep tight and don't let the dead bite. ~


-- Your night's been stolen by --
~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

Queen - A Night At The Odeon (2015) REVIEW

Hello.
So its my first review of music album and it will be a concert album by my favourite band - Queen.
This concert was played at Christmas Eve 1975 in the Hammersmith Odeon.
I think it was a great idea to relase it 40 years after the big sucsess of A Night At The Opera and of course Bohemian Rhapsody..
And what I have to say...
This album is a fucking masterpiece.
EVERYTHING IS PERFECT
i think this is just a reason why Queen was (and still is) a popular band..
they were great on vinyl but boy... they were also great live, at the opera :D

Its just 1 hour and 13 minutes of pure Queen. One of best Queen concerts I have ever listened to. And belive me - I've listened a lot to Queen concerts ;>

If you meet a person which dont know this band u should play him this CD and then a 'original' full A night at...' album.
If he asks "Why u played the same version of songs twice?", then u will know the POWER OF QUEEEEEN
best songs:
Bohemian Rhapsody
Killer Queen
Brighton Rock
Liar
Seven Seas Of Rhye

100000000000000000000000/10

lol

ONE WORD STORY

Hello!
Today we thought that we should probably make a post together..
well we didnt have any idead
when
uglymoon said "we could do one word story game"
and i was like "yas"
XD

SO INTERESTING
LETS START!
(im blue, uglymoon is silver)
1st attempt :
Once upon a time there was a moist bear wearing a fabulous blue wig cat ...

what
no, its awful lets stop

:(
okay

k, just one more time 

2nd attempt:
If I could fly away I would probably never go crazy and dance because my wings have diarrhea. It's a critical situation confirmed my personal confidence and creativity. Now I search the true and only Chinese restaurant where my dreams are not real. 

wow
that was... weird 
but also funny and creative!
make some friends, do this and share your stories in comments! :D

check out our facebook page 
and have a nice day
bye      

Im gonna do a wave!

 Hi
so... dont look at the title of this post cause it doesnt have any sense...
ANYWAAAAY

i want to talk with you about tv-shows
so i want you to know that i love tv-shows
i think we all do :D

here are some of them:
* Hannibal
okay, i know what u are thinking
no im not a cannibal
its just so goooood
its literally human flesh, classical music and badass character - Hannibal Lecter who is cannibal and psychiatrist.
u HAVE to see it!

*Lillehammer
yeah, i like that because its made by NRK (norwegian tv)
but its really great
basically its about a gangster from US who have to be hide in cold, weird Norway..
its very funny and interesting

* Breaking Bad
okay, this is just the reason i will probably be a chemist...
i dont have to say anything
its just perfect

* The Office (US)
its ssoooooooooo funny, there are so many fun phrases that i cant count them
like "thats what she said"
im actually addicted to this saying...
help me

* How I Met Your Mother
i think i dont have to explain why i like this tv-series
if someone just didnt see it i just would like to end this person life..
im being reaaly serious
i watched every episode for 4-5 times..

i dont have a life
anyway
do a waves or semi-circules 
have a nice evening (or day if u are in Australia :D)

Infinity vertically.

Hell...o there.

Sorry we haven't posted anything in last 3 days btw..


So I just wanted to share with you some things that I like, or have been into lately. So yeah.. let's go! ..

~ A few great songs:
 • Two Door Cinema Club - I Can Talk
 • Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out
 • The Neighborhood - Wires / Sweater Weather / Let It Go
 • Alt-J ∆ - Breezeblocks
 • The New Electric Sound - Crimson Sky
 • Imagine Dragons - Battle Cry
 • Telekinesis - Emphatic People
 • Cold War Kids - Hang Me Up To Dry
 • Jonathan Eng - Oh The Joy


~ Cool YouTube channels:
 • Christian Novelli
 • danisnotonfire
 • AmazingPhil
 • Shane Dawson (i mean obv.)
 • My Digital Escape
    (+ all members' main channels)
 • Top5s

~ Food & drinks:
 • Oatmeal (i think I got addicted to dry oatmeal flakes tbh)
 • Chocolate and nut flavored coffee with whipped cream on top from a gas station
 • Green tea <3

~ Movies: 
 • Stay
    ...yep.. just.. just that..

~ Activities:
 • I've been doing some jewelry lately, especially ribbon chokers. (wow I made 2) 
 • I was drawing stuff.., so if I finish something I will probably post it

~ Gamezz:
 • Skywolf ~ free, very pretty and relaxing, I love it
 • Sphinx Escape / Matryoshka Escape / Pixel Room Escape ~ three awesome escape puzzle games from the same developer. They are just amazing. (Don't judge Pixel Room Escape by its appearance, it looks awful in the beginning but it's actually really clever)

I think I'm done for now.. so yeah, thank you for wasting your time on this crap, and hopefully we will meet again, soon.


-- I ate your child --
~ Ugly Moon-phase ~

G.

Sup dudes and dudettes.

Today I decided to share with you some information about me. Why? I don't know.. So lets jump into it before I change my mind and realize this is a horrible idea!

 I present to you people: A to Z of Ugly Moon-phase! ...yaay, exciting

A - art.
B - black.
C - creepy stuff.
D - death.
E - eyes.
F - fucked up fashion.
G - grunge.
H - horror.
I - ice cream.
J - joking inappropriately.
K - katz.
L - lobotomy.
M - moon.
N - night.
O - oversized sweaters.
P - Phantrash#13.
Q - quiet.
R - ridiculousness.
S - scissors.
T - thinking.
U - unexplained mysteries.
V - videos.
W - weirdo.
X - X-ray (bc I like bones, k lol)
Y - YouTube.
Z - zombies.

So yeah.. there you go; the official Uglymoon whole alphabet, just what you needed in life. Surely..
Thanks for reading this piece of shit! I feel appreciated.


~ Like our Facebook page for no apparent reason, bc yolo,right.. ~


-- your official alphabet teacher--
~ Ugly Moon-phase ~